Saturday, September 23, 2023

340 Days

340 Days 

Your sibling says you are going to get a big head from all the glowing praise I am heaping on you. I tried to explain that this is more about me than you, but you know how siblings are. So to show her that I am not completely unreasonable about you I am going to share some things that are not so glowing. You have split ends, you have an irrational fear of turkeys, you are grumpy if you do not have caffeine, and you never clean up after yourself.

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